ourkev (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} ourkev) wrote,@ 2009-04-27 00:40:00 |
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| Current location: | classified |
| Current music: | Sting, the twat |
| Entry tags: | gestapo police |
Pay off your student loan RIGHT NOW!!!
Amazing offer from the Strathclyde police!
You can pay off your student loan in one quick, easy back-hander!
All you have to do is join a peaceful leftie activist group,
pass 'information' on their sinister vegan activities on to the bobbies,
and wave your student debts goodbye!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/apr/2
--->Enhance your CV: With a relevant background in selling your country down the line, banks will fall over themselves to hire you!
--->Opportunites for promotion to 'Chief brown-nose'
---> FREE SANDALS!!!!
